Should I feed him to the sharks????

This is about my ex-fiancee who moved out 6 weeks ago.

He came over to my house a while ago because he had some computer disks sent here instead of where he lives. He informed me of this when he was about 5 minutes away. Anyway, he starts walking through my house, checking things out. I told him to leave, but he wouldn't.

Next thing I know, he's grabbing me and trying to pull my pants off. He said that he wasn't leaving until he got what he really wanted.

Now, of course I didn't give it up to him. I threatened to introduce my knee to his ball sack if he didn't get off me. I've actually done it before, so he knew I wasn't kidding.

Trying to get an order of protection is a joke in my county. I don't know what else to do.

Any good suggestions? Preferably some funny ones...

Should I feed him to the sharks????nortan

How about finding his car and putting a butt load of red ants in his car so when he gets in..they are all over him and attacking him besides..getting them all out of his car would be a pain in the butt too!

Should I feed him to the sharks????noton

Get a gun! When he enters your home by force, aim, shoot, and kill him.

I'm not joking.
If he's got a girlfriend.... you should call her and tell her that he was over at your place trying to get in your pants. You should do this with every girl he starts dating. Pretty soon he'll run out of women who will consider dating him, and he will start trolling the nearest sheep farm for dates.
looks to me like its going to be the ball thing. send a letter to the states atty. or the court system. just don't get hurt. go to the top cop.
Get some pepper spray.